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The Polpetton Hash – Chapters 3 & 4
June 25, 2010, 2:14 am
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Mauro was alone in the fog, thinking again of his book, when lightening up a cigarette the weak light illuminated a gigantic billboard which caught his attention. Framed in rebel curls, Robert Granzotto’s hale face camped on 64 cubic meters of a 3-D advertising billboard. Mauro’s mind, tired by emotions, indulged in recalling the age when the irresistible rise of the Venetian pasionario began… In some ways Robert Granzotto left Geneva empty handed. It was April 7, 2002 and three days before he had got there to take part to the XXXVIII conference of the party hoping to leave it as its new general secretary, strong of the polls which in recent months saw him constantly rising. But he couldn’t obtain the absolute majority at the first ballot without support by the Mesopotamian satrap, whose fifty per cent was needed in order to be legitimized by a strong majority. He had instead to reluctantly accept the great compromise imposed by the old tyrant: to satisfy himself with the leadership of Italian radicals only, once upon a time the glorious log from which the transnational party had had origin from, but by now dried up of initiatives and skimpy in membership due to the careless of recent leaders.

“But what will it be of Capezzone?” Granzotto enquired pretending to care at the thought of the destiny of the most bankrupt secretary in radical history, hoping this way to move to compassion the leader so that he would evict the Belgian one instead from the transnational chair he really coveted.

“Don’t worry” – reassured him the satrap – “Daniel won’t notice if we leave him do whatever he has always done as secretary”.

Still today, actually, fifteen years later, the careful radical eye recognizes Capezzone distributing menu leaflets in front of the McPizza in Piazza di Spagna. They pay him casually under the minimal salary, but it’s enough to nourish himself of genetically modified burgers and achieve a bachelor with the University of Spokane (“If I only had listened to Suttora, who always told me to graduate before…”)

It was a way to test him on a small boat before putting him to the rudder of the real party – day-dreamed Granzotto trying to accustom himself to mess-tin -, the one which had as interlocutors heads of state and parliamentarians from of all the world, and such test in the Italian province he had to accept to face as bathe of humility in the mission to give back confidence to the activists so that they would return to the fold where they were waited for like prodigal sons by the thirty-nine presidents and the two radical members left in Italy. A nearly impossible challenge. He landed in Ciampino airport with an action plan already well outlined in his volcanic mind and found in Via di Torre Argentina the extraordinary board he had appointed a few hours before for the astonishment of the congress assizes which had just elected him. All women, in order to clearly begin signaling a cut with the recent past. More than a secretariat, maliciously complained the torpedoed men, a gynaeceum: Olivia Cats, Silvja Calves, Rita Saint-Bernard, Elisabetta Roastpaws, Orietta Squids…

Granzotto was a man of the world, comfortable among women (an euphemism for womaniser), and reaching the meeting room outlined with no hesitation his revolutionary plan, contemplating at the first point the change of the L – Italian radicals now would have become known as a movement “Liberal, Libertarian and Lay” instead of Liberist. The liberists would have got angry, if only there wer any left, but the new treasurer Polezel had already fired them all via text message SMS, by doing so balancing the budget in no time. Naturally the liberists protested, ironically setting up a trade union, but they were no match for the brawny an unyelding Polezel.

To the acute observer of radical things, initially the forced cohabitation between Granzotto and Polezel seemed destined to be stormy because of parochial rivalries: not only they were born in the adjacent municipalities of Santa Lucia di Piave and Mareno di Piave, but they had grown up in the split village of Boccadistrada (the place, meaning Mouth of the road, took its name from a prostitute who alleviated the pains of soldiers in the great war), and wer members of the implacably rival clans of the Bano’s Bar and the Sunlight Pizzeria respectively. But with tome the bond between the roberts gradually cemented until making them the inseparable pair that Mauro Suttora would later anatomize in hus book “Granzotto & Polesel Plc”.

A adjective changed and the finances balanced, a great campaign had to be devised to launch the movement towards luminous goals, and Granzotto did not hesitate a second in show the way: the new radicals would have launchud 25 bill drafts! Wasting no time in asking the members which bills to choose, he sent them instead to quickly start a professional training so that they could carry out an effective action. Overcoming the reluctance to the peculiar innovation, the radical activists peacefully invaded Italian streets ringing door-bells to introduce the 25 job draft proposals, for he was a practical man with a flair for DIY:

Clean the car; Unclog the washbasin; Cook the risotto; Hoover the carpet; Polish the silvervare; Vulcanize of bicycle’s tyres; Hang out the laundry; Repair the cuckoo clock; Iron the shirts; Renew the filter of the washing machine; Mow the lawn; Change the diaper; Straighten the aerial; Program the video recorder; Darn the socks; Queue at the post office; Buy the cigarettes; Walk the dog; Take the kids to school; Fix the remote control; Replace the dildo’s batteries; Shadow the cuckold husband; Set the modem; Tune Radio radicale; Manicure and chiropodist.

It was an enormous success. A joyful army of enthusiastic activists collected thousands of signatures and millions of euros in tips. From Venice to Sicily people can’t help talking about the 25 Job Proposals and the new granzottian radicals had become essential in managing the Country. The polls anticipated electoral successes unheard of before and for Granzotto and Polezel it was easy formalize their leadership in the Italian party conference in July. In one hundred days they had rebuilt the movement and with the experience acquired on the field they were now ready to turn Italy upside down with their liberal revolution.

But that was to be another story. Mauro recovered dazed by those disturbing memories to resume his investigation with experienced gait in direction of Porno Eden, as his old sexologist Rhoda Pellizzi had taught him how to anagram the nearby town of Pordenone.

Chapter 4

But that was to be another story. Mauro recovered dazed by those disturbing memories to resume his investigation with experienced gait in direction of Porno Eden, as his old sexologist Rhoda Pellizzi had taught him how to anagram the nearby town of Pordenone, where he would satisfy both the pleasures of his palate and his flesh… He could already see himself the following day on the golf course, recovering from a hard night’s work.

He managed to get a great piece of pussy in tow, long hair and thighs just as he liked, and after a refined dinner at Noncello’s, in order to socialize he didn’t find anything better than going to the movies. The trilogy of “Star Wars” was showing and Mauro saw it for the fifteenth time. While buying the tickets at the box office, he found in his pocket that letter slowly deleting itself. He checked it out: nearly half of it already disappeared. He folded it with care and put it in his wallet. Out of the theatre the fog wrapped Pordenone. Keeping her by arm he headed towards Villa Ottoboni, but passing by the film playbill he noticed that words, words again, were playing with him and the scorned word “Wars” slipped away from the playbill, slowly. Astonished and a bit frightened, Mauro followed it and caught it crawling on the ground until hidding behind the corner of a building. How much he hated that word! It made him feel sick… and in the fog a memory materialized.

Freedom, in the features of an old activist, was sweetly approaching him bare-footed on the grass, which was giving birth to small blue flowers at every step. And he was the grass. Every step she took her long hair panted fondling the air. And he was the air. In her glance she had galaxies, stars and worlds with no flags, and in her smile a calm harbour port, dream of every sailor, where to cast the anchor and stay forever. She was beautiful and he loved her. But then, right behind her, with self-confident gait a man in a dazzling full uniform caught her up. In his eyes he had all the markets in the world, and in the mouth the hurricanes and storms of all the seas. With kind manners he took her by the elbow and pushed her towards the building’s corner, where the hated word was laying a snare. Mauro jumped to try and stop them, but couldn’t move. He screamed, but couldn’t overcome the wall of silence, he felt powerless and hopeless.

Freedom was turning the corner of the building, the last thing he saw was her peevish gesture in attempting to free herself by his grip, and then… Mauro’s eyes burst. He quivered, a bitter mucus made of anger and grudge filled his mouth, he spat the poison that slithered on the ground. He hadn’t stopped spitting that filth since that day long time before, when his eyes burst… and his heart as well. That great beautiful piece of pussy thought that he was sick, and left him disgusted on the hotel’s steps.

“Porno Eden, un cazzo” – hissed Mauro – “another blank night! Fuck with anti-militarism”

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The Gift That Needs Forgiving
June 13, 2010, 3:27 pm
Filed under: golf

Last year, Lindsay Demma Gibson was thrilled to find a stocking and, under the tree, several carefully wrapped gifts from her husband Christmas morning.

That is, until she opened them.

Ms. Gibson, an elementary-school teacher, had been hoping for her favorite perfume, new boots or a nice purse.

Giving your wife a heating pad for Christmas is a good way to get left out in the cold.

Instead, her husband gave her golf gloves, a golf skirt and a golf shirt with a country-club logo on it—even though she rarely hits the links. He also presented her with a heating pad, Listerine breath strips and generic nasal strips to prevent snoring.

“I never got gifts like that before,” says Ms. Gibson, who lives near Hershey, Pa. “It looked as if my husband was buying for a 70-year-old lady riddled with arthritis and face-crinkling halitosis, not me, his lovely 34-year-old bride who practices good oral hygiene.”

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your mother was wrong: It doesn’t matter one bit if you were naughty or nice all year. Chances are, at some point in your marriage or relationship, your partner is going to give you a bad gift. And although it might not be quite as traumatic as the time you asked Santa for a Nintendo set and got a Boggle game instead, it’s still going to sting.

It’s one of the holiday season’s unexpected traps: Just at the time of year when we’re trying hard to be on our best behavior, the wrong gift can strain our marriage bonds.

Kirk Gibson, giver of the breath-freshener and antisnoring strips, admits that he erred on the side of practical last year, but says that some of the presents were meant to make his wife laugh. “My problem is I didn’t follow them up with a real gift,” says Mr. Gibson, a 33-year-old organizational development consultant who has been married not quite three years.

Of course, gifts between couples can backfire in either direction. But—please don’t shoot the messenger—men seem to be more clueless than women.

Women tend to care more about gifts. They shop more, and think more about them. They attach more emotion to them. And they can be more demanding and less direct. (If I ask my husband what he wants for the holidays, he will say “nothing” and mean it. If he asks me, I will say “nothing,” as well. And God help him if he believes me.)

Making matters even worse: When it comes to bad gifts, women have the memory of elephants. Take Donna Clark Goodrich. In 1962, she asked her husband for a recording of Handel’s “Messiah.” Instead, he got her a parody LP of the Kennedy family by impressionist Vaughn Meader. “I’ve never let my husband live that Christmas down,” says Ms. Goodrich, 71, a writer in Mesa, Ariz.

When I began asking people about gifts they received from significant others that had gone awry, examples poured in—all of them from women. (Perhaps tellingly, many of these bad-gift stories involved former husbands.)

There were tales of men who gave their wives electric brooms, washcloths and cheese graters, cosmetic surgery, weed wackers and AC/DC box sets. One wife told of receiving a child’s toy dishwasher—she had asked for a real one—and immediately bursting into tears. Another said she opened a case of Chapstick. A third recounted how she received a size 9 pair of men’s tennis shoes. (She wears a women’s size 6.)

Once, Cherie Jorgensen, a 32-year-old event planner in Detroit, had a boyfriend who made her a romantic Christmas dinner. He then gave her a super-absorbent hair towel and a man’s bath wrap while they were cuddling in front of the tree. “Needless to say, he is no longer in the picture,” she says.

Angela Lopez received a mass-market poem from her husband about the meaning of the name “Angela,” decorated with a gray wolf on a blue-violet background. “I felt a little panicked,” says Ms. Lopez, 38, who owns two sandwich shops with her husband in San Diego. “We were starting a business together, and it made me think, ‘Are we even on the same page?’”

You shouldn’t need a gift consultant (or a marriage counselor) to tell you these presents are wrong. They’re utilitarian. Unromantic. Ugly. And, in many cases, more suitable for a man, or a cleaning woman, than the love of your life.

In his new book, “Scroogenomics,” Wharton School economist Joel Waldfogel estimates that the gifts others buy for us are worth 20% less to us than the gifts we buy for ourselves. But of all the people on our holiday lists, he says, the ones we are best at picking out gifts for are spouses and significant others. That’s because, presumably, we know these people best.

Then why so many bad gifts within couples?

It’s simple, really. Sometimes men aren’t listening to their wives. But just as often, women aren’t clear about their desires. They want men to pick up on their subtle clues, rather than telling them outright what they’d like. As one woman I know explains, “It means we are special to them if they detect what we want without us telling them.”

Tom Valentino, who grew up in a large Italian-American family, blames his upbringing. In his parents’ house, Christmas was all about religious values—and food. Gifts were an afterthought.

Flash ahead a few decades, when Mr. Valentino, an accountant, had to pick out a holiday gift for his wife. “I started to think, well, we have three kids already, so no need for anything from Victoria’s Secret,” he says. “And I bought her a fancy watch last year for her birthday. How many of those does she need?”

Then he remembered his wife had said she needed a vacuum and a bigger pasta pot. Off to Macy’s he went. “I could almost smell the sauce cooking with meatballs, sausage and braciole,” he says. “How could a woman not be happy with these?”

He found out, because the gifts made his wife cry. “The worst part of it all were the looks the kids gave me,” says Mr. Valentino, 52, who lives in Cheshire, Conn. “It’s been about 15 years, and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been reminded of those gifts.”

And there’s the rub. When men receive gifts they hate, they typically shrug them off. Women, faced with the same dilemma, feel hurt.

What did it for Susan Wilson? A nightgown her husband bought a number of years ago for their anniversary and presented to her at a cozy dinner for two at their country club.

It was cotton (the scratchy kind). Extra-large (she is a size four). Wrapped in a Wal-Mart bag. And emblazoned with St. Bernards carrying snowballs in their mouths.

Ms. Wilson, 54, a business consultant in Stevensville, Mich., was speechless. “You could fit three Peyton Mannings in it,” she says, adding that the thoughtlessness of the gift made her feel unappreciated. As a result, the rest of the evening did not go as her husband had planned. “He made me feel like a dog, but he went to the kennel.”

Her husband’s rationale: His wife loves dogs. “I thought I was being creative,” says Doug Wilson, 55, a corporate environmental health and safety director. “And I always think of sleepwear as something you want to be cozy and not real tight.”

So what’s a well-meaning spouse to do? Start with these gift-giving tips:

• When in doubt, go down a size.

• Never give a gift that suggests your spouse is not perfect. No unsolicited exercise equipment, self-help books, wrinkle cremes or nose-hair removers.

• Appliances and cookware are OK only if she asks for them.

• Don’t even think about a gift that you will get more enjoyment out of than your spouse.

• Remember: It’s not just the thought that counts—especially if you didn’t have that thought until the checkout line.

• When all else fails, at least try to create memories.

That’s what Ms. Gibson, the Pennsylvania teacher, is expecting this year. Recently a package arrived for her husband, who likes do his holiday shopping online. Who sent it? DrNatura, a company known for its colonics.

“Is my dear husband intending to give me a colon cleanser for Christmas this year?” says Ms. Gibson, who says she immediately started to think of all the silly jokes she would share with him, such as “Out with the old, in with the new.”

“At this point, getting perfect, well-thought-out gifts seems a little boring. Bring on the bad gifts, honey.”

Elizabeth Bernstein, Wall Street Journal

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Full article and photos: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703954904574595872903137030.html



Where can I find kids golf gear?
May 29, 2010, 3:11 pm
Filed under: golf

My nephew is going to be 5 and he is obsessed with golf. Do you know of any websites or stores where I could find some kid sized golf stuff?



How to Grip a Golf Club
May 26, 2010, 11:05 pm
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imageOne very important element in golf is your golf grip. The way you grip your golf club has a dramatic effect on how your club will react with the golf ball on impact.

If your grip is to weak you might have the tendency to slice the ball at impact. On the other hand if your grip is to tight you might have the tendency to hook the ball. A good grip would be somewhere in the middle. You want to make sure the club face is square with the ball at impact.

You should grip the club more with your fingers then with your palms. Gripping the club more with the fingers than the palm will generate longer shots, especially longer shots with your driver golf club.

The two most common ways to grip a golf club are the interlock grip and the overlap grip. With the interlock grip you interlock your pinky and index fingers. With the overlap grip you overlap your pinky and index fingers. I would choose the grip that feels the most comfortable to you.

One mistake beginners make is they grip their club while the club head is on the ground. You want to get your grip set when you are holding the club upright out in front of you. This will help you in gripping the club more with your fingers than with your palms.

You want to make sure the grips on your clubs are the right size for your hands. If your grips are to large you have the tendency to under react during your swing. On the other hand if your grips are to small you have the tendency to over react. Go to your local pro shop to have grips fitted for your proper size.

In closing I would suggest a lot of practice with the grip you feel more comfortable with. There are many different videos out there that are very informational. Just have fun and in no time you will be hitting the ball straight and far.



Father’s Day Gifts: Personalized Clothing
imageCertain holidays have fairly common gift options, Father’s Day being no exception. Considering all of the gifts available in today’s marketplace, many fathers still get the same old power tool or sports memorabilia gift that they have received in years past. However, each new year brings new opportunities to buy Dad a unique gift for Father’s Day.

A great gift option which can sometimes be overlooked is clothing and apparel. Believe it or not, a carefully selected clothing gift can be the perfect gift this year for Father’s Day. If you want to make the clothes you buy him extra special, consider buying him personalized clothing. A few of the ways you can personalize an item of clothing by putting his name on it, his children’s’ names on it, or by putting a picture of his loved ones on it. This Father’s Day consider giving your father, step-dad or you grandfather a personalized gift of clothing. Here are some ideas:

Father and Child Matching Clothes

You can buy matching t-shirts or sweatshirts, one in a child size and one in Dad’s size, that have an illustration of a hobby that the two share together such as fishing. Putting the names “Dad” and the child’s name on the shirts make them even more personal.

Personalized Golf Shirt

If the father you are buying for is a golfer, a personalized golf shirt is the perfect gift. The traditional golf shirt is a polo shirt. By choosing a polo that has been monogrammed with his initials or his last name, your dad will look like a golf pro out on the course.

“Character” Clothing Gift

There are several different t-shirt and sweatshirt designs available that feature character versions of kids. For example, if your family has two girls and a boy, you can have characters of two girls and a boy on a t-shirt that says “Dad’s Gang” or something similar and the children’s names under each character. If the family consists of Dad and one son, the t-shirt could say “Best Buddies.”

Work Gloves

Most dads’s can be found on Saturday and Sunday afternoons cleaning the gutters or the garage out or maybe painting the shudders. If your father is a gardener or does other work that requires him to get his hands dirty, work gloves with his name printed on them would make a thoughtful and useful gift.

A “Super Hero” aka Super Dad Shirt

Is your father a super hero in your eyes? Most children think their dads are. A personalized super hero shirt with the father’s name above the picture of a popular super hero will please both dad and his kids.

A Team

Jersey

Is your dad like the coach of the family team? A team shirt with dad as the head of the team and his kids’ names rounding out the team would be a fun and one-of-a-kind gift for “Coach Dad.”

A Photo Tie

Put the smiling face of his family on a tie for Father’s Day and you will give Dad a one of a kind personalized gift that no other father will have.

A Pub or Tavern Shirt

Does your family have a last name that sounds like it could be the name of the favorite bar or tavern? If so, you can have a t-shirt made that associates his name with a pub and make him an unofficial tavern owner for Father’s Day.

First Time Dad Shirt

The first Father’s Day for a dad is a special occasion. There are great shirts and sweatshirts available that announces this momentous occasion.

A Personalized Apron

If your dad is the grill master of the family, a personalized apron will let the world know it. Made for a guy, this apron should not be frilly. A “guys” apron is meant to be used for grilling.

A Baseball Hat

Baseball hats have lots of uses. For baseball, of course, but they also help to keep the sun out of your eyes in all sorts of situations and they can also help to cover up the fact that the dad in your life might have a little less hair than he had a decade ago. A personalized baseball hat is a great that can be used often.

A Photo Shirt

Every father thinks he has the most beautiful children in the world so a t-shirt or a sweatshirt with his kids (or grandkids) photo on it will be proudly worn whenever the chance arises so he can let everyone admire his pride and joy.

Family Name Sweatshirt

A gift dad will use over and over; a soft sweatshirt with the family name on it will be one of his favorite things. And his kids will fight over who gets to curl up in daddy’s favorite sweatshirt when they get chilly, too.



[090608][Fancam-VTR] Super Junior CF Fino Mountain Making+Interview
May 5, 2010, 4:56 pm
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credit:EuNteUkseasoon1@youtube Super Junior (Donghae Sungmin Hangeng Heechul) and 3 thai singer Golf Mike Singto the star filming Yamaha fino CF at Prachuap Khiri Khan Province,Thailand. VTR making of Fino mountain CF in Yamaha press conference.



5 Golf Swing Tips for Instant Improvement!
May 5, 2010, 4:48 am
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imageDid you know that a few simple golf swing tips may be all you need to avoid hitting those slices, hooks, or fat shots? One simple change such as moving the ball position may fix that thin shot that you keep hitting off the tee.


How to Cure Your Golf Slicing Problem?
May 1, 2010, 8:13 am
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imageSlicing is the most common fault made by golfers, especially beginners. Slicing means the ball starts to the left of the target and finished well to the right. In general, slicers use too much body action in their swing which is opposite golfers who hook, have too much hand action and not enough body.

 

A QuickTip to Prevent The Slice

 

1. Relax your mind and body, especially body. Don’t try to hit a ball hard and think that it will give you an extra distance – this is totally wrong.The proper amount of distance will come in time. Your goal here is to stop causing the ball curving from left to right – if you are right-handed golfer.

 

2. Make sure your grip is not weak which can noticed by knuckles of your lef hand (for right-handed golfer). If you can only see one knuckle, it means that your grip is weak. So try to grip your golf club so that at least two or three knuckles are visible and then place your right hand that each palm is facing one another. This will close your clubface more and reduce the chances of slicing.

 

3. Adjust your stance so that it is slightly closed, with the right feet pointing just a few degrees towards the right of your target line. This will stop you from swinging the club outside-in.

 

A Practice Drill

 

Here is one simple drill that can be used to fix your slice by Gary McCord, CBS golf analyst and PGA Champions Tour champion.

 

Step 1: Address the ball as you normally do.

 

Step 2: Turn your body until your butt is toward the target and your feet are perpendicular to the target line. You will feel a bit strange but belive me, it works.

 

Step 3: Twist your upper body to the left so that you can again place the club head behind the ball.

 

Step 4: Hit about 20 shots and switch to your normal stance and try to reproduce the feeling you had before but in the correct way.

 

 



Simple Steps To Improving Your Golf Swing
April 24, 2010, 11:47 am
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imageYou don’t want to spend a fortune on a golf instructor but you’re having trouble getting your swing into action. This guide may come in handy as it can help you learn how to improve your golf swing, please keep reading.
Foremost, you need to relax to get any type of good swing in motion. Even if you already have the best motion, you still need to brush up some and become more relaxed. Try to pretend you’re alone and that no other person there to judge your game.
Could it be that your golf grip is causing you some trouble? With the different grip variations of golfing you should choose one that feels right for you and try to stick with it. Finding the proper grip can be something as simple as trial and error. You will find the one grip that best suits your swing. Take your time with this because it will be well worth it in the long run.
You need to think about your stance. Naturally everyone is different so we all have different strengths, weaknesses, techniques and style. Some of us have a great stance while some of us are much better at putting.
To further your golfing career and improve your game, some time should be spent in perfecting your stance. Try to maximize your swing efficiency, in doing so you’ll also find more enjoyment in the game.
Most golfers use the general stance. Standing tall with heels about a shoulder width apart. Slightly bend from the top of your hips keeping your back straight while letting your arms hang down. Don’t tuck your chin into your chest.
If you don’t have a good stance it can lead to having a bad swing and follow-through. It’s not too difficult to get a good stance so don’t worry. You may have to take some extra time to get your motion right, especially if you’ve had a bad stance for a period of time. You’ll need to break away from that stance and move into a good swinging motion.
There will always be room for improvement but once you find a perfect golf swing, work with it and try to stick with it. Even though you might feel like you aren’t the best golfer on the planet, just keep improving your swing and you’ll start bringing down your scores. Keep working on it, it will come.


Golf Gaalf Learn Golf Automatically Wiithout Ever Thinking
April 20, 2010, 6:59 am
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imageHave you ever wondered what people don\’t get better in golf? Why handicaps havn\’t changed in 100 years? Or…Why is golf the only sport where the best players in the world can have a losing record (maybe like 3 wins and 17 losses), and be considered super human? Imagine if a top tennis player or baseball pitcher had this kind of record. Or any team or individual sports. All sports (save golf), have winning records to be cosidered the best.

Every sport is played from the reactionary part of the brain. In golf this is called gaalf. Golf however, is taught as a thinking sport. You can\’t think your way through an athletic move. You must react. Golf is no different. The problem with golf is the ball is stationary, so it\’s hard to react to right? That\’s why gaalf is fun to learn. This is all reactionary.

Instructiors teach golf as sort of a “muscle memory, positional type thinking sport”. Could you imagine what would happen if a basketball player tried to figure out his hand postiion on a ball before shooting. Or thinking and trying to play defense. Nope all reacting here. Gaalf is taught by gravity and cintrifugal force.

How abut a football player calculating the throw, instead of reacting to the defense, the receiver, the general motion and feel of the play? If he figured out that his fingers needed to be on the threads, he needed a bent elbow, cocked right arm, and tried to mathmatically figure out the toss speed of the ball and the arc and direction of the pass for the receiver to catch the ball, would he ever complete a throw? Nope no of that here. Football is completely reactionary, and all of this is automatic. Gaalf is reactionary too.

Imagine if a tennis player did the same thing and thought about every shot he was about to make. Or soccer, systematically passing the ball, and scoring instead of letting the play develope in fron\’t of him then reacting to what is given him. Imagine if a basball player remained stoic anf frozen at the plate, (the way golfers are frozen over a ball) then tried to calculate the pitch coming at him, the swing he needed to hit the bal, all the while he was thinking about his arm and bat position to accomplish this feat. He would strike out everytime right? That\’s why baseball players look so loose at the plate, they are staying loose so their bodies can react at the ball, and create a dynamic powerful hit…Golf with the Gaalf training system will also teach you how to play reactionary golf…

How about this. Did you ever play good one day, and not have a clue the next…Or try to figure golf out, then drop all your ideas and start all over the next day? Do you have a passion for golf? Do you love golf? Would you love to be a great player? Then you deserve to know the truth. Gaalf system allows anybody interested in golf to learn to hit 300 yard drives and play scratch golf. Enough said. That should paint a pretty picture

Gaalf is only for golfers who are sick and tired of their lack of progress…..Who love the game so much that you need to get better…..Who have tried just about everything, had different instructors, bought different books tapes or DVD\’s, and nothing seems to help,,,Better yet things seem to make less sense all the time…For all those seeking answers, or the truth…..You\’ve come to the right place, your time has come…Introducing the Gaalf brand Golf system……For all others. Continue what your doing. When you get sick of your progress come back here too…You too will soon see the fruitless efforts gaining no results and will become part of the new age golfer…..Gaalf.

*Just one last note. Did you ever wonder why Golf Instructer isn\’t playing on the golf tour? (Hint: Because he can\’t) If your instructor was good enough, trust me he would be playing on the PGA Tour – Not teaching you. Think about that for a second. Would you learn to fly an airplane from a novice pilot, or would you want a real pro to teach you? 99.9% of golf instructors teach for one reason. They can\’t play on the tour, and they need the money. You decide if this is a good reason to take a lessson from them. Gaalf will answer these questions and more.

Finally…..Isn\’t it interesting that all instructors have different philosophies of what actually works. That is because it is all based on what works inside their heads. They try to sppon feed you their imagination of golf, which does not necessarily work for you…

What if golf were learned as an acquired skill. Like learning to ride a bike or walk. And what if you could learn golf completely and automatically without ever thinking…And what if this form of golf was available to anybody willing to try, and had the desire or love to get better…..What would it be like to hit 300 yard drives, and play scratch golf….Or what about becoming a touring pro? Your dream is about to begin…Gaalf learning systems are here :-) Besides, you can\’t think your way through an athletic move…

Note from the author: I can\’t teach you how to golf. I can only give you reasons that make sense as to why you would want to learn gaalf this way. Once you make that decision, it will be easy for you to learn golf all by yourself. When you put this system in motion your body will teach itself without ever thinking automatically. You will never need an instructor, or have to figure out the golf swing again. This is just like learning to ride a bike or walk. Just a different kind of bike. Gaalf.




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